Wednesday, December 14, 2011

God Jul

Was led to this article from my Scandi babies keeping it real up there in the land of reindeer and modern home decor. My only question is... how will they cook the Julegris?

Butter up

... a steam bath?

Saturday, December 3, 2011

I do

Heading out to a wedding today. With any luck, it will be like this...

or this...

Monday, October 10, 2011

Fancy a Cuppa?

"Yeah that'll teach em' not to come knocking about and wake me from my dreams of cakes and celebrities!"

I introduce to you... 

The Passive Aggressive House Mate Tea Collection. ( kettle not included)

No need to confront irritating and digestively unsound flat mates, give em' a bag, they'll love it!

"I don't want to interfere. Goin' once a week for 4.23 hours at a time probably isn't normal, but I ain't no doctor is I? No. Su loves the chocolate biscuits i leave out at night to keep her from kickin' me in the morn'... She'll love this!"

"Alright. Okay. Just step away from the chocolate not found in your cubby and give me that 3 week old bacon, you're not gonna eat that today missy. Not today. Not in my shared kitchen you ain't."

"I hope Suzys feelin' a bit nice today, I might not want her to kick me in the mornings anymore, not sure... I'll just hand her this, I know she will understand what I mean."

 "        .       "

                "Sometimes, when I imagine my life I dream of living with very smart people. Hey Suzy! Cuppa?"

*disclaimer, this has been posted with the permission of all flat mates

Thursday, September 22, 2011

International Flame

All my exes may be in Texas, but all my boyfriends hail from Deutschland.

Facebook MADNESS. American Doll exposed...

  • Brendon Blade hhaha you're a classic - those are great mate thanks. I'll do those for sure :) WAs that doll you had in your room called a Molly Doll?
    14 minutes ago · 
  • Hannah Urrego what? Oh yeah! American Girl is a series of dolls that are old west or frontier dolls. Molly was one of many. Here is the research to back up your teaching ...
    American Girl ¨ Molly doll. Meet this WWII-era girl and her English friend, Emil...See More
    13 minutes ago ·  · 
  • Hannah Urrego ‎;)
    13 minutes ago · 
  • Brendon Blade now I have the facts to prove the experience! I'm invincible
    11 minutes ago · 
  • Hannah Urrego ‎... or WW2 era apparently... really depressing descriptor, oh my gosh..."Molly McIntire is growing up during World War Two. She wants the war to end so that her dad can come home from overseas...Molly learns the importance of pulling together—just as her country must do to win the war." I can't believe my mom bought me this. I am so glad I had no desire to ask background questions about the specific historical references for my doll! The other frontier one must've been horribly depressing as well.... "Alice is a frontier girl learning to hash it out in the wilderness, only 13 she has already had 2 children and learned to fix a wagon wheel with just an axe a stick and a cup of dirt. She paved the way so you little spoiled brat holding her doll could lead a cushy and pain free existence!" This is all very upsetting...
    7 minutes ago · 
  • Brendon Blade sorry to bring it up :( Did you ever have a Lora Doll? I hear they always return to Mexico !
    5 minutes ago · 
  • Hannah Urrego Haha. the Lora doll, " At the tender age of 9 she is working with her mom at the tortilla stand outside of the governor's house. Always happy to be working 12 hour days Lora does not complain and sews in her spare time. She set the standard for women's work ethic in Mexico and is considered by many to be a forerunner to Frida Kahlo. Included with your Lora doll is a bag of flour, dark braided wig and your own US passport and feigned American birth certificate... all the things Lora wished she had!"
    3 minutes ago · 

Monday, August 29, 2011

Your Exclamaties are showing

An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.
F. Scott Fitzgerald!

copied from 1001 rules

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Journey on Joie, Journey on

I think God will have prepared everything for our perfect happiness. If it takes my dog being there [in Heaven], I believe he'll be there.
Rev. Billy Graham

Wednesday, July 27, 2011


Things that should be trending



Saturday, July 23, 2011

Sorey a'boot that

Sore in places that never existed.
Yesterday at 5:55am via iPhone ·  · 
    • Hannah Urrego are you sore in your Narnia again? so annoying. I always hurt really bad in my Never Never Land.
      12 hours ago · 

Friday, July 22, 2011

Plastic Soup

Hmm... Emo Gumby?


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I Taoit it.

Twitter: Sister-Why are all your followers Chinese? Me- Not sure. Gonna go with it. Gaga has her "monsters" and I have my "Taoits" (doubts). I hope that wasn't Confuciusing.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Facebook Funnies. Extra Extra! Tweet all about it!

More and more people are gluten free. Met a guy who has been for 8 years. Think he was ahead of the curve.
6 hours ago via iPhone ·  · 

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Tweet er' done!

These little ###'s are my new #bff. They are:

  • 1. Anecdotal
  • 2. Between the lines                                             = right up my alley #ouch
  • 3. Pointless                                                  

so far..

#kanyeoutwest (hip hop meets old west)
#WTP (what the pooh. PG Disney themed exemplative #awesome)
#dripsipsigh (my new coffee blissment (blissfull moment) reference)

Psychedelic Cheese

WARNING. Late night induced  profundity maxim. Inducement.
Fear is mostly comprised of ear. What do they sound like, those voices in your head?

Post warning afterthought apology. This was only partially meant to be creepy, and partially encouraging to tackle negative thinking (i.e. someone's after my honey!) Seeing as you probably watched the above video @ least in part tells me you're done with some of the scariest viewing you will ever have to see.

Most of you are probably like "WTP?!" (what the pooh). don't pretend like you didn't know wtp. See previous pooh post.

pooh log- six. seven. eleven

signing out,

I don't give a heffalump.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

It was the best of times, it was... just ok.

Extremes are underrated. I like the best and the worst of them. Movies, confections and cartoon characters. I like...

Best - The Kings Speech, raw desserts("real food") and Owl from Winnie the Pooh (socially acceptable pessimist/grump with unusable advice for anyone not of legal driving age... the prime audience of WTP)

"Worst" - (pssh movie critics, health shmexperts and "oh my gosh that cartoon was so innapropriate and backward and I can recognize it because I'm of legal driving age and I like Owl from WTP  )
  Clifford(not the big red dog, regular yellow labs frighten me enough. The not even 1 star rated movie with Martin Short), deep fried twinkies(only deep fried=extremely deeleecious) and Fog Horn Leg Horn.

You can get with this or you could get with that. I get with both.

Extremely cool.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Untitled post.period.

I need


1. 2,000.00 this week.


2. Uproarious laughter at this seeming impossibility.

In case you were wondering, this is an either or situation. When I get the money I won't need the faith building laughter, but until I get the money I will need the laughter in order to help the money along.

Here's help...
Let err' roll