what you sea is what you get

News Flash.

New species of crabs and sea anemones have been discovered in hydrothermal hot spots in the Antarctic.

Wary of these new and strange underwater beings, scientists are relying on oceanic folklore to wade through the muddy waters of classifying genus and fish families :

                              "Keep your crabs close, and your anemones closer."

Scientifically yours,
The Queen of Crustacean,
The Sahib of Shrimp,
The Keeper of Catfish,
The Broker of Barnacles,
The Mistress of Mollusk..



Anonyfish

God Jul

Was led to this article from my Scandi babies keeping it real up there in the land of reindeer and modern home decor. My only question is... how will they cook the Julegris?


Butter up



... a steam bath?

I see a little Silouetto of a fan-ta

c/o 22 words

I do

Heading out to a wedding today. With any luck, it will be like this...

or this...

facebook affirmations

Stop.

hampster time. 

Fancy a Cuppa?

"Yeah that'll teach em' not to come knocking about and wake me from my dreams of cakes and celebrities!"

I introduce to you... 


The Passive Aggressive House Mate Tea Collection. ( kettle not included)


No need to confront irritating and digestively unsound flat mates, give em' a bag, they'll love it!

"I don't want to interfere. Goin' once a week for 4.23 hours at a time probably isn't normal, but I ain't no doctor is I? No. Su loves the chocolate biscuits i leave out at night to keep her from kickin' me in the morn'... She'll love this!"

"Alright. Okay. Just step away from the chocolate not found in your cubby and give me that 3 week old bacon, you're not gonna eat that today missy. Not today. Not in my shared kitchen you ain't."

"I hope Suzys feelin' a bit nice today, I might not want her to kick me in the mornings anymore, not sure... I'll just hand her this, I know she will understand what I mean."

  

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                "Sometimes, when I imagine my life I dream of living with very smart people. Hey Suzy! Cuppa?"




























*disclaimer, this has been posted with the permission of all flat mates.