Thursday, July 28, 2011

Journey on Joie, Journey on

I think God will have prepared everything for our perfect happiness. If it takes my dog being there [in Heaven], I believe he'll be there.
Rev. Billy Graham

Wednesday, July 27, 2011


Things that should be trending



Saturday, July 23, 2011

Sorey a'boot that

Sore in places that never existed.
Yesterday at 5:55am via iPhone ·  · 
    • Hannah Urrego are you sore in your Narnia again? so annoying. I always hurt really bad in my Never Never Land.
      12 hours ago · 

Friday, July 22, 2011

Plastic Soup

Hmm... Emo Gumby?


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I Taoit it.

Twitter: Sister-Why are all your followers Chinese? Me- Not sure. Gonna go with it. Gaga has her "monsters" and I have my "Taoits" (doubts). I hope that wasn't Confuciusing.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Facebook Funnies. Extra Extra! Tweet all about it!

More and more people are gluten free. Met a guy who has been for 8 years. Think he was ahead of the curve.
6 hours ago via iPhone ·  · 

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Tweet er' done!

These little ###'s are my new #bff. They are:

  • 1. Anecdotal
  • 2. Between the lines                                             = right up my alley #ouch
  • 3. Pointless                                                  

so far..

#kanyeoutwest (hip hop meets old west)
#WTP (what the pooh. PG Disney themed exemplative #awesome)
#dripsipsigh (my new coffee blissment (blissfull moment) reference)

Psychedelic Cheese

WARNING. Late night induced  profundity maxim. Inducement.
Fear is mostly comprised of ear. What do they sound like, those voices in your head?

Post warning afterthought apology. This was only partially meant to be creepy, and partially encouraging to tackle negative thinking (i.e. someone's after my honey!) Seeing as you probably watched the above video @ least in part tells me you're done with some of the scariest viewing you will ever have to see.

Most of you are probably like "WTP?!" (what the pooh). don't pretend like you didn't know wtp. See previous pooh post.

pooh log- six. seven. eleven

signing out,

I don't give a heffalump.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

It was the best of times, it was... just ok.

Extremes are underrated. I like the best and the worst of them. Movies, confections and cartoon characters. I like...

Best - The Kings Speech, raw desserts("real food") and Owl from Winnie the Pooh (socially acceptable pessimist/grump with unusable advice for anyone not of legal driving age... the prime audience of WTP)

"Worst" - (pssh movie critics, health shmexperts and "oh my gosh that cartoon was so innapropriate and backward and I can recognize it because I'm of legal driving age and I like Owl from WTP  )
  Clifford(not the big red dog, regular yellow labs frighten me enough. The not even 1 star rated movie with Martin Short), deep fried twinkies(only deep fried=extremely deeleecious) and Fog Horn Leg Horn.

You can get with this or you could get with that. I get with both.

Extremely cool.