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Lay me down in a bed of... muffins.

Can't sit up. Jeans too tight. Letpeoplethinkitslaziness.

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Journey on Joie, Journey on

I think God will have prepared everything for our perfect happiness. If it takes my dog being there [in Heaven], I believe he'll be there.

Rev. Billy Graham

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Sorey a'boot that

Sore in places that never existed.

Yesterday at 5:55am via iPhone ·  · 

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    Hannah Urrego are you sore in your Narnia again? so annoying. I always hurt really bad in my Never Never Land.

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Plastic Soup

Hmm... Emo Gumby?

                                                                          Gumbo?

I Taoit it.

Hannah Urrego

Twitter: Sister-Why are all your followers Chinese? Me- Not sure. Gonna go with it. Gaga has her "monsters" and I have my "Taoits" (doubts). I hope that wasn't Confuciusing.